If you’re on the lookout for some fancy shoes
To sport at that Spring wedding or impress at office dos
Don’t splash out on Jimmy Choos or Louboutin
You can save yourself a fortune if you stick to this wise plan
Because, although those killer heels look very nice,
What the makers fail to tell you is you might not wear them twice
As, just like a vice, those pointy toes will grip
And whilst teetering on those platforms you’re quite liable to trip
They’re not really made for comfort – more for show –
No surprise, purpose fulfilled, into the charity bag they go
So if you’re seeking out that special party pair
With elevation, glitz and glam, and very little sign of wear
You can grab yourself a bargain that’s for sure
Designer shoes, minus the price tag, at your local charity store
Spend a whole lot less and know you’ve done some good
And rest assure that any profit’s gone exactly where it should
Then when your do is done why not recycle too?
Give someone else a chance to double that donation made by you!